These usages are arranged alphabetically, all having something to do with the theme of "toilet, privy, and bog."  For more information about each usage, see the main list.  There are twenty-six files there.  Just click on to the appropriate letter.

apple tart, to: to fart

Arabian Night:  shite

blowing them out the back again: infant farts

bog:  toilet

Bombay Crud: diarrhea

botty burp: fart

cack:  shite

carnival ribbons: toilet paper

carzy:  toilet

cascara: a strong laxative

caught short, to be:  to be in need of a toilet

chamber music:  sounds of urination

clean ther pan:  men tidying things up with their stream of urine

crapper or crappus: privy

down the yard place, the: outside loo or privy

drane me taters:  urinate

dubs:  toilet

dynamite: laxative

Eartha Kitt: shit

egg-bound: constipated

feelin' ther strain: constipated

gezzunder: chamber pot

glory hole: (sometimes) the toilet

gong: chamber pot

(h)avin a berst: urinating

(h)ammer-rods: piles

hiss in the mist, to go for a: go to urinate

hit and miss: urination, with all its risks

Jeff:  urination

jimmy riddle, to have a: urinate

jirry or jerry: chamber pot

jollop:  liquid laxative

lag, to:  urinate

leave it open, wack: plea on a pay toilet wall

ockey: excrement

on the bucket, to be: to be in the toilet

petty pirate: privy attendant

petty:  privy

petty-poet:  privy grafittist

piddle pot: chamber pot

pony and trap:  crap

poop pusher:  laxative

potty chair:  infant's potty

privet leaves: toilet paper

pull the chain, to go and: to go to the toilet

pull the lanyard, to: to fart

quarry: open toilet pit

rip: fart

road through, haven't had a: constipated

ruck: excrement

runs:  diarrhea

shake hands with the wife's best friend: urinate

shittus: privy

shootin gallery: privy

slash:  urinate

squatter: commode

thinking room:  privy

thunder mug: chamber pot

tishy paper: privy paper

totty-pot: child's chamber pot

wheshittus: where's the rest room

wind instruments: beans, etc.

woof: fart
 
 

 

To avoid the dangers of pay toilets: "I always cook it until I get home"

It's a poor arse that doesn't rejoice: in defense after just having farted

I'm going to shake hands with the best man at my wedding: I am headed for the toilet