These sayings are arranged alphabetically here, all having something to do with the the theme of comparison, of "more than and less than."
 

Av seen more meat inna priest's 'ouse onna Gud Fridee

Dthat feller spills Maud nigh drink

Dur's more life in me bruvver, and ee's on an ergent note(on the critical list)!

got more bum than brains

got more kid than a pregnant goat: always joking.

We got bigger candles on are alter: a runt.

"He can cause more bloody trouble than a pack of camels in a sweet shop."

"I remember them all, so I am older than dirt!"

"She's busier than a one-legged cat on hot coals trying to cover up its shit."

Ar Jimmy's faster than a dog chasin' a moggy(cat) up the jigger(back alleyway).